If you bought dry quinoa, follow the cooking instructions and prep it before handling the kale.
If you bought precooked quinoa, go ahead and follow the instructions, but be sure to open the bags immediately to release some of the steam.
Wash kale thoroughly. This is the ONLY reason I dislike kale. It takes an extra-conscientious cleaning, which takes extra time. Fear not, it's worth it.
Break off the leaf away from the thick stem. It helps to use the veins as a guide to how close to get to the stem. Too close will result in fibrous and tough leaves. No bueno.
Once you've done the laborious task, it's all downhill from here. Ready?
Mix all the ingredients together. Eat up knowing that this is a guilt-free dish!